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Assuming it was decently sized? I’d take photos of it. So many photos. Fun photos. Artistic photos. Moody photos. Black and white, full color, you name it. I’d take photos of my new dick in a range of fancy hats, for a variety of festive occasions. I’d build up the most impressive portfolio I could possibly produce in 24 hours. Then whenever I got an unsolicited dick pic in the future, I’d just send a better one back in response. -Portarossa
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