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“We’ve been in an ongoing Nerf war since I want to say February. Recently she pulled a pistol from underneath her pillow and shot me point-blank while I came.”
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“I was with a girl who liked to wrestle a bit and be held down, except she was a dancer with incredibly powerful legs and I underestimated her, and she accidentally kicked me in the chest and broke one of my ribs.”
TheVegetaMonologues
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