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I swear. Like a lot. Like all the fucking time. When my niece was younger, this became a bit of a problem.

On her 6th birthday she had a slumber party with a few of her little friends and I was helping my sister watch over the kiddos/run the birthday activities and games. When the little ones were busy eating their cake and ice cream, we sat a little off to the side of the kids and my sister and I starting gossiping about an in-law that we absolutely despise.

In hushed tones, my sister told me the latest shit this in-law had pulled. It was some especially fucked up shit and before I could help myself, I loudly began “WHAT A….”

I was of course gonna say BITCH but in my anger/suprise, I started the statement too loudly and mid sentence noticed about five sets of little baby eyes on me. My brain scrambled in panic for a suitable replacement for the word “bitch” and, being the infinite genius I am, my mind found the perfect substitution and my mouth made sure to say it much louder than necessary.

This is how I pretty much yelled the word “CUNT” at a group of little children at a little girl’s birthday party.

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h/t Reddit

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