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I used to manager a pub and that came with its fair share of “sorry boss, can’t make the shift today” excuses.
None worse than when a busboy texted me an hour before his shift.
It went something like this: “A giant vase fell from the top of my fridge and I have to clean it. There’s glass everywhere and it’s going to take a long time.”
Not very creative, but you gotta respect the drive. Needless to say, his bussing career didn’t last long.
Over on Reddit, a couple of threads are rich with people sharing the most creative excuses they’ve used to get out of work.
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