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No one is having a worse day than Dave the Duck, who banged so many birds he broke his penis and had to get it amputated

In: Animals, Humor

Dec 4, 2019

Dave is one unlucky duck.

And while he may be a duck, he’s also a dog. The nymphomaniac duck had so much sex that his dick broke and got infected. Despite his owner’s best efforts to fight the infection, most of it had to be amputated.

But more on that later. First, let’s talk duck dicks.

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