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Man asks for ‘Trial By Combat’ against ex-wife… using Japanese Swords
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Kansas-native David Ostrom is making headlines this week after requesting a ‘trial by combat’ against his ex-wife — using actual samurai swords. The 40-year-old cites that his ex-wife and attorney, Matthew Hudson, have “destroyed him legally,” and wants them to “Meet [him] on the field of battle, where I will REND THEIR SOULS from their corporal bodies.” Fucking metal.